Derek talks to Mary

Derek: Mary! Just the girl I wanted to talk to

Mary: Hello Derek :3. How are you today?

Derek: To tell the truth, I could be a bit better

Mary: Why? Do you feel like we're ripping off a webcomic that is much more popular than us too?

Derek: W-what?

Mary: Nothing, never mind. What's wrong with you?

Derek: Well, it's nothing in particular, it's just that things around my house keep disappearing. My Phonograph and Records went missing. And I found the Phonograph and 4 of the records, but Idk why they're missing... I don't even remember putting them there.

Mary: Well... seems like you're in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's 

Derek: Mary, I'm 14 years old. 14 year olds don't get Alzheimer's
Mary: :3

Mary: Well that sucks. I hope you find the rest of the records

Derek: Oh, well thanks ^^

Mary: :3

Derek: OH WAIT!

Mary: What? ???

Derek: I got your letter! The one where you invited me to... Well I couldn't read it.

Mary: ???

Derek: Didn't you send me a letter?

Mary: Nooo...

Derek: Well that's really weird. Maybe you should come over and check it out. Make sure we aren't dealing with a fraud artist here.

Mary: Yeah, maybe I should! I wanna come over anyway.

Derek: Maybe you could help me find those records I'm missing.

Mary: Yeah! I'll be over at 3!

Derek: Errr, what time is it right now?

Mary: 2:39... Don't you have a clock?

Derek: Two.

Derek: They're both broken.

Mary: :3

Mary: I see...

Mary: Anyway, I'll be over!

MARY GRAYMORT IS NOW OFFLINE