Ethan Thinks

Ethan is a bit puzzled by his friend's request. For example, what or who the heck is he supposed to be running from? Is this some sort of prank?

 

Or, if you want to get more in depth, where are your arms?

 

Anyway, you better take Dean's advice. Run.

Just One Thing

Notice anything? Ethan doesn't. To Ethan, and possibly everybody else, this picture looks completely, 100% like everything else in this world.



Ethan Talks With Dean

Ethan: Okay, okay! Chill!
Dean: Oh finally. How long does it take to get to your computer?
Ethan: Well, I sort of... forgot some stuff... and forgot... other stuff...
Dean: Ok at least you answered me at last.
Ethan: Your lack of commas make this harder then it looks.
Dean: After sending you something with a comma in it I though the lack of them would be...
Dean: Cooler...
Ethan: Not really.
Dean: Now, what I needed to talk about. I managed to hide from it for a while but it will be back.
Ethan: What?
Dean: Hurry. Be fast. Run. If you hadn't been arguing with me about commas we would have more time.
Ethan: Why didn't you just post that before the conversation?
Dean: It sort of slipped from my mind when you answered...
Ethan: What is going on, anyway? Is something coming? Why would it be after me?
Dean: Just get out of the house. You probably have about 8 minutes. Bring your phone for further contact with me. D- oh its coming. Im getting out of here.

Dean Flask has disconnected

Chatbert Again

Seriously, Ethan should really answer this guy. He'll turn into a rabid beaver if he doesn't, judging by how things seem to be going.

Google Search

Maybe the reason he has not answered him is because he doesn't know how, it occurs to him.

 

But wait! Of course he knows how, that is why he has it! Why the heck did you just forget and waste all this time?

 

 

Smash The Computer!

Ethan has a sudden urge to smash a computer. Oh, and a new message from Dean appeared.

 

You have no idea why you haven't answered him yet.

Chatbert

Well. It seems you have been getting messages.

 

You probably should answer him, even though you are compelled to keep letting him try.

Computer!

Ethan clicks on Chatbert with his ultra-cool-mega-awesome red cursor.

 

Soooooo coooool...

Ethan's Computer Room

This is where a particularly large part of Ethan's time is spent, with all the messaging and other desktop computer related stuff he does. Plus, he has a rather good picture of Keith Emerson in this room, which makes the room all the better.

 

Anyway, he might as go answer whoever is messaging him.

Wait!

Before he can leave, he realizes why he came up here in the first place: To answer someone messaging him on Chatbert.

 

Ethan quickly turns around and starts to walk over to his computer.

Ethan Inspects the Photo of the Cat

Ethan looks up at the picture of the cat. It's a magnificent cat. The cat also seems to be looking up, albeit in a more, cat-like and graceful way.

Now, if only Keith Emerson were a cat, then your life would be compete.

But enough of this fooling around! Ethan decides to walk around his house. 

Ethan

This is Ethan Miles. What you see is his bedroom. Unlike Derek, he is not obsessed with David Bowie. He is currently obsessed with Keith Emerson, as you can tell by his shirt.

He also likes cats.

 



There!

There we go! That fits just about right! Now we can continue...

A Continuation

This any better? Or do you want something more then this?

A Little Test

Before we move on, I would like to conduct a little test. Do not question the test. Only answer the test.

Do you like the color black? Are you amused by this color? Or do you hate it?