Dean continues admiring Peter Gabriel 3

Peter Gabriel 3 admires Dean. He wishes he could get a shirt with his own face on it.

Dean admires Peter Gabriel 3

Dean stares at Peter Gabriel in admiration. When Dean grows up, he wants half of his face to start melting and be just like Peter Gabriel.

Dean's photo

He really hates this camera.

Dean looks out the window

Pretty normal scenery here. Dean grabs his camera and takes a picture of it.

STOP. NOW.

Yeah, that was probably a good place to stop.

 

Anyway, Dean enters his bedroom. It's pretty normal, with a Peter Gabriel 3 poster and a window he can only see through by standing on his bed.

 

Pretty stupid place for a window.

NO. NO. NO.

 

This is their website. Dean regards this as even worse.

Yikes

And this is how it came out on the $200 camera.

 

I mean, this looks as if some first grader doodled on the photo and tried to sell it for money.

 

The camera sells well though. Hm.

 



Original

This is what Dean saw at the concert and took a photo of.

A poster

Dean remembers this poster fondly. He won it at an auction, but, unfortunately, the bids on the color version were ridiculous, and he was not able to acquire it.

 

The color ones are incredibly rare. They are taken by the "Colorify" special camera, which is able to add colors to a picture neatly and making the picture stay life-like.. A couple TV channels, including the 24/7 Peter Gabriel channel, include this feature for an extra $60 a month. Somehow, Dean has enough money. 

 

The same company also released the cheap version, which is $200. It crudely adds color to a picture. Dean happens to own one, and it is awful. As a matter of fact, he has one of the pictures he took at a Peter Gabriel concert on that camera right now.

Dean enters his kitchen

Dean walks into his kitchen, where his fridge and computer are. It's sort of a boring room, with no Peter Gabriel pictures. You decide that you might as well put one picture of him up since you spend so much time in the room.

Dean returns

Dean, regaining his eyes, turns off the TV and thinks about what to do next.

Peter Gabriel celebrates

 

Peter Gabriel always knows when the battle has been won.

 

Always.

Nooooooooo....

 

He either blinked or lost his eyes. Hopefully the first one... 

He's good...

The suspense!

...

Dean enters the staring contest



Dean turns on the TV

Dean turns on his TV. He is currently on the "24/7 Stare at Peter Gabriel's Face" channel.

 

No idea how he found it.

Dean returns to the living room



Dean walks back into the living room. He's sort of bored with all this walking around, considering this is his house.

Dean stops

Dean stops imagining before his full-color imagination could get any weirder.

What the...

Dean's imagination quickly gets interrupted by a rabid beaver.

Dean imagines

Dean can picture it now...

Dean puts on the hat

Seeing as it couldn't hurt, Dean dons the hat.

 

If he really wanted to go outside, Dean could just imagine how many people would love this new style he has.

Dean goes left

Dean goes left and enters "The Room". No fancy name, just "The Room". There appears to be an old hat in this room. 

New Person

This is Dean Flask. He is 13 years old. He currently has an obsession with Peter Gabriel, and it will probably stay with him all his life. I'm not even going to attempt some corny joke referencing one of the Peter Gabriel songs to save some me some time typing.

 

Anyway, Dean's parents mysteriously disappeared a week ago. They simply just left and here he is. All alone.

 

Anyway, Dean is currently pondering what to do, in his living room.

?

Well. He's gone. I'm assuming it was a rather clever ruse by him to break into my story.

 

Fear not! I have won the keyboard back and banished him to a different place! He will no longer post his nonsense or distract us from our story!

 

Now, let's continue.

STOP THIS INSANITY

I was that bad?

 

Really, I thought I was on a roll.

 

I mean, it was so mu wfgagafAdagsagafeawgsgafagbagagaegaf

fageahraehagragafewgaggegaegaggageahsrthsrthavnsagoagyoag

 

STOP DOING THAT FINE ARG GHWEFWEFGEGWGWEG

Look for door

STUPID, YOU ARE A HAT. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

Be someone else

YOU ARE NOW A HAT.

 

YOU APPEAR TO BE IN AN EMPTY ROOM.

 

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Throw yourself at the sun

STUPID, YOU'RE A BOX. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

Start caring about the boat's name

NO. DO SOMETHING ELSE.

Yay!

YOU ARE A BOX.

 

YOU APPEAR TO BE ON A BOAT. YOU ARE UNSURE OF WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.

 

YOU WOULD NORMALLY ASK WHAT THE NAME OF THE BOAT IS, BUT BEING ON THIS BOAT MAKES YOU REALLY NOT CARE ABOUT THAT.

 

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

...

Ok, you were right.

 

I don't what I'm doing, but I'll give it a shot.

Finally! Some action!

Whoa. That's some big steps there.

 

Let's think about this...

Ok, I get the point

Good. Let's move on.



:P x2

Slight chance you feel like this.

:P

 

Ok, this pretty much fits how you are feeling right now. I think.

...

Ok, stop.

 

I don't know HOW I got here, but that was just insanity.

 

I could probably describe it. Give me a minute... and...

Be back soon

Madness

Um...

 

I'm not sure what's going on here. I'll be back later once I know how to fix this...

Run

Whoa, what is going on here?

Ethan Thinks

Ethan is a bit puzzled by his friend's request. For example, what or who the heck is he supposed to be running from? Is this some sort of prank?

 

Or, if you want to get more in depth, where are your arms?

 

Anyway, you better take Dean's advice. Run.

Just One Thing

Notice anything? Ethan doesn't. To Ethan, and possibly everybody else, this picture looks completely, 100% like everything else in this world.



Ethan Talks With Dean

Ethan: Okay, okay! Chill!
Dean: Oh finally. How long does it take to get to your computer?
Ethan: Well, I sort of... forgot some stuff... and forgot... other stuff...
Dean: Ok at least you answered me at last.
Ethan: Your lack of commas make this harder then it looks.
Dean: After sending you something with a comma in it I though the lack of them would be...
Dean: Cooler...
Ethan: Not really.
Dean: Now, what I needed to talk about. I managed to hide from it for a while but it will be back.
Ethan: What?
Dean: Hurry. Be fast. Run. If you hadn't been arguing with me about commas we would have more time.
Ethan: Why didn't you just post that before the conversation?
Dean: It sort of slipped from my mind when you answered...
Ethan: What is going on, anyway? Is something coming? Why would it be after me?
Dean: Just get out of the house. You probably have about 8 minutes. Bring your phone for further contact with me. D- oh its coming. Im getting out of here.

Dean Flask has disconnected

Chatbert Again

Seriously, Ethan should really answer this guy. He'll turn into a rabid beaver if he doesn't, judging by how things seem to be going.

Google Search

Maybe the reason he has not answered him is because he doesn't know how, it occurs to him.

 

But wait! Of course he knows how, that is why he has it! Why the heck did you just forget and waste all this time?

 

 

Smash The Computer!

Ethan has a sudden urge to smash a computer. Oh, and a new message from Dean appeared.

 

You have no idea why you haven't answered him yet.

Chatbert

Well. It seems you have been getting messages.

 

You probably should answer him, even though you are compelled to keep letting him try.

Computer!

Ethan clicks on Chatbert with his ultra-cool-mega-awesome red cursor.

 

Soooooo coooool...

Ethan's Computer Room

This is where a particularly large part of Ethan's time is spent, with all the messaging and other desktop computer related stuff he does. Plus, he has a rather good picture of Keith Emerson in this room, which makes the room all the better.

 

Anyway, he might as go answer whoever is messaging him.