Look for door

STUPID, YOU ARE A HAT. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

Be someone else

YOU ARE NOW A HAT.

 

YOU APPEAR TO BE IN AN EMPTY ROOM.

 

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Throw yourself at the sun

STUPID, YOU'RE A BOX. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

Start caring about the boat's name

NO. DO SOMETHING ELSE.

Yay!

YOU ARE A BOX.

 

YOU APPEAR TO BE ON A BOAT. YOU ARE UNSURE OF WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.

 

YOU WOULD NORMALLY ASK WHAT THE NAME OF THE BOAT IS, BUT BEING ON THIS BOAT MAKES YOU REALLY NOT CARE ABOUT THAT.

 

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

...

Ok, you were right.

 

I don't what I'm doing, but I'll give it a shot.

Finally! Some action!

Whoa. That's some big steps there.

 

Let's think about this...