Dean stares at Peter Gabriel in admiration. When Dean grows up, he wants half of his face to start melting and be just like Peter Gabriel.
Monday, September 16, 2013
Dean looks out the window
Pretty normal scenery here. Dean grabs his camera and takes a picture of it.
STOP. NOW.
Yeah, that was probably a good place to stop.
Anyway, Dean enters his bedroom. It's pretty normal, with a Peter Gabriel 3 poster and a window he can only see through by standing on his bed.
Pretty stupid place for a window.
Yikes
And this is how it came out on the $200 camera.
I mean, this looks as if some first grader doodled on the photo and tried to sell it for money.
The camera sells well though. Hm.
A poster
Dean remembers this poster fondly. He won it at an auction, but, unfortunately, the bids on the color version were ridiculous, and he was not able to acquire it.
The color ones are incredibly rare. They are taken by the "Colorify" special camera, which is able to add colors to a picture neatly and making the picture stay life-like.. A couple TV channels, including the 24/7 Peter Gabriel channel, include this feature for an extra $60 a month. Somehow, Dean has enough money.
The same company also released the cheap version, which is $200. It crudely adds color to a picture. Dean happens to own one, and it is awful. As a matter of fact, he has one of the pictures he took at a Peter Gabriel concert on that camera right now.
Dean enters his kitchen
Dean walks into his kitchen, where his fridge and computer are. It's sort of a boring room, with no Peter Gabriel pictures. You decide that you might as well put one picture of him up since you spend so much time in the room.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Dean turns on the TV
Dean turns on his TV. He is currently on the "24/7 Stare at Peter Gabriel's Face" channel.
No idea how he found it.
Dean returns to the living room
Dean walks back into the living room. He's sort of bored with all this walking around, considering this is his house.
Dean puts on the hat
Seeing as it couldn't hurt, Dean dons the hat.
If he really wanted to go outside, Dean could just imagine how many people would love this new style he has.
Dean goes left
Dean goes left and enters "The Room". No fancy name, just "The Room". There appears to be an old hat in this room.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
New Person
This is Dean Flask. He is 13 years old. He currently has an obsession with Peter Gabriel, and it will probably stay with him all his life. I'm not even going to attempt some corny joke referencing one of the Peter Gabriel songs to save some me some time typing.
Anyway, Dean's parents mysteriously disappeared a week ago. They simply just left and here he is. All alone.
Anyway, Dean is currently pondering what to do, in his living room.
?
Well. He's gone. I'm assuming it was a rather clever ruse by him to break into my story.
Fear not! I have won the keyboard back and banished him to a different place! He will no longer post his nonsense or distract us from our story!
Now, let's continue.
STOP THIS INSANITY
I was that bad?
Really, I thought I was on a roll.
I mean, it was so mu wfgagafAdagsagafeawgsgafagbagagaegaf
fageahraehagragafewgaggegaegaggageahsrthsrthavnsagoagyoag
STOP DOING THAT FINE ARG GHWEFWEFGEGWGWEG
Yay!
YOU ARE A BOX.
YOU APPEAR TO BE ON A BOAT. YOU ARE UNSURE OF WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.
YOU WOULD NORMALLY ASK WHAT THE NAME OF THE BOAT IS, BUT BEING ON THIS BOAT MAKES YOU REALLY NOT CARE ABOUT THAT.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Ok, stop.
I don't know HOW I got here, but that was just insanity.
I could probably describe it. Give me a minute... and...
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